Infinite Improbability Driver

So, our building was doing fire alarm testing today.. I hope it’s done because it already woke me 6 or 7 times.. I like how it was conveniently scheduled for “between 9am and 5pm” .. because I’m sure there’s no one else on night shift in our building, and if there was, we never liked sleep that much anyways.
Shaw was hear yesterday, and as we expected, found nothing wrong.. He made all of our cables 2 inches shorter, (as have the last few shaw techs visiting here) tested it and said everything should be good, and that he’s had a few similar complaints downtown in the past few days.. and will have “maintenance” look into it. Oh well.. not like we expected them to fix anything anyways.